The first time Wraith shows up at his door is horrifying. A split lip and facial bruises were never something the demon was meant to wear on his face, and even though the tears his cries of excuses cause Elliot’s heart to sink down into his stomach.

The second time it is upsetting, but Elliot has experience now, and he knows how to listen and console. They eat ice cream in front of the couch and watch silly movies. Wraith sleeps there, and he’d look peaceful if it weren’t for the black eye.

The fifth time is frustrating. Elliot has told Wraith the truth of the situation; the reality he doesn’t seem to want to face, but he can’t seem to do much more than observe, talk, and use a bit of magic to get Wraith’s tooth back into place.

The tenth time is infuriating. This man, this tall, handsome Weston has the /gall/ to hurt /his/ friend, to harm /his/ friend. Wraith whimpers on the couch as Elliot cradles the phone boredly with his shoulder. He’s making comfort food, but he knows the banging on the door will not cease until the sounds of sirens drown it out.

The fifteen time is the last. Elliot will not stand for another broken window or broken Wraith.

"No…" Wraith pleads. "He’s just drunk, he’ll be better in the morning, he loves me."

Elliot no longer knows if his heart should break, but it doesn’t. All he feels is rage.

And in the morning, when that piece of garbage knocks on the door and offers that stupid fucking smile, and Wraith grins and practically throws himself into his arms and listens to the same fucking apologies for what could very well be the thirtieth time—Elliot never knew when this started—he finally decides to go through with it.

Wraith never deserved this shit, and he won’t get it ever again.

Cat meowing at action grandpa

– Anonymous





How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”




when someone kills u and then taunts





1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

please. just please.


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random AUs for your otp


  • met at a charity kissing booth au
  • sex shop employee and slightly flustered customer au
  • highschool party au with spin the bottle
  • neighbours au where person A goes over to person B to tell B to ‘stop singing karaoke it’s 2am’
  • met in a line for a roller-coaster au (bonus: one of them is scared shitless)
  • 'you were the only one at the party who understood my movie reference' au
  • lifeguard/swimmer or lifeguards au


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